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SO! Looking for a story featuring a spunky but lovable dragon? Yeah! Monstrous spiders? YEAH! A sexy cat-girl? HELL YEAH! Death-dealing assassins? YEAH YEAH YEAH! Evil empires? OH YEEEEEAH!!! Smarmy film critics? YE-ah, what?
Zeke “Ezekiel” Fahrenheit is, you guessed it from the goofy build up, a film critic. And not just any film critic; he's a bad one (but I repeat myself). Try not to hold that against him, but you won't be blamed if you do. Meanwhile, his daughter, Snapdragon, is giving him a whole new world of special migraine-inducing problems. No, not because she's a dragon (as in the flying, roaring, fire-breathing kind – not the head of your friendly neighborhood KKK chapter); because she's a (shudder) TEENAGER. For starters, she's fallen in love with some dude wearing a kilt who is, like, totally not her type; hell, he isn't even her frigging species! If Zeke weren't already going prematurely bald, it'd be enough to make him pull his ! hair out. But keeping an eye on his headstrong kid is about the least of his problems as he evades an army of angry fan girls, tumbles through a non government-sanctioned wormhole, woos a drop-dead gorgeous and totally out of his league princess, joins the plucky if smelly and underfunded (damn) rebellion and tries to keep his sanity amidst the general chaos. All this and a guy who can kill just by touching you. You know what? Some days it just doesn't pay dividends to be a pretentious snob.
If Siskel and Ebert had ever looked at this mess – they'd gave him one finger.
Intended for readers 14 and up for some language, violence and risqué humor. Approx. 85,000 words.
Product Details
- Amazon Sales Rank: #60732 in eBooks
- Published on: 2011-09-18
- Released on: 2011-09-18
- Format: Kindle eBook
- Number of items: 1
